I want to hide beneath the pretty paint. I want to be okay with everything.

Hello shitlins, yes I called you shitlins. Yes, that was a reference that none of you will get. I decided to actually type something for a change. I don't really have anthing to say. I have spent my summer working and reading and unintentionally distancing myself from everyone. I also became addicted to this drug known as "Halo." Luckily, I have no means by which to feed this addiction. Tragically, that has made me entirely insane. Oh well. I listen to Chris Staples, Ted Leo and Elliott Smith a lot. Today I remembered how much I love Fiona Apple. Her newest album is amazing. You can love it too. Her record company won't release it because they say it isn't marketable. So, I'll let you kids download it. I can't find my copy of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. If I have loaned it to any of you I would like it back. Thanks. Speaking of comic books, The Fantastic Four was an abortion and Sin City comes out on dvd this month! There will be an Iron Man movie in 2007. I am stoked. And while I'm here, let me just say that we need more, not less, use of the word "stoked" in daily parlance. That was another reference you won't get. I think my next day off (Wednesday or Thursday, maybe) I am going to rent all the Wes Anderson movies. Then I am going to rent all the Wes Craven movies. After viewing all the movies by these two directors I will analyze them, compare and contrast them, all in hopes of finding out if there is a secret amount of 'awesome' given to people named Wes. Haha, ignore the words I say, or rather, type. So Nick always shows pictures of beautiful women and people comment on his journal, so, in my never ending attempt to be just like my homeslice Nick, I will do the same. Here are a few reasons I am in love with this girl.
Reason #1 She is pretty
Reason #2 She is awesome
Reason #3 She is very sweet and very nice
Reason #4 She plays saxophone
Reason #5 She writes pretty poetry
Reason #6 She wrote me a letter once (that means she likes me, right?)
Reason #7 She is a girl, but her name is Jeff.

I think that is enough reasons. 7 is the Hebrew number for completeness. For reals. You can't make this shit up. Jared Houston is back from Canada. I was really starting to miss that kid. He is hilarious. I don't know why I am updating this thingy at 1:30 in the morning, but whatever. Today at work we discussed what celebrities we'd fuck. John Cusack was on the top of my list. Then I got in trouble for cheating. I guess we weren't supposed to do the same sex. Whatever, I'd become a woman if it meant John Cusack would sleep with me. Well, I think I have wasted enough time. If you kids don't read this, I understand. I wouldn't either. I'd run away if I saw me. (another reference you won't get.) If any of you want to play with me you have my number. Or you can just come to my house because I'll be in my room reading about how The Fantastic Four took on the X-Men, all the while becoming more pale, and more nerdy. Good day to you sir. I said good day.